Great Weekend

...for someone else?

sunday morning i walk to my car that's parked on the street and i found out i had parked my car under a bird shitter all night. great. just detailed my car the weekend before too.

later that day, i realized someone or someTHING grazed the side of my car the same night. i have no idea what it could have been (if it even was a car)? it hit the rear driver's side of my car and there were some scuffs that went along the side/roof all the way to the driver side window. also noticed my rear view mirror was pushed forward. =*( maybe someone was drunk? i guess i'm glad they didn't do more damage...


oh yeah. i did have a good weekend though. better than monica at least.

In The Neighborhood?

what happened to Big Boy's Neighborhood z90 broadcast? did i miss something?

i think my whole day is thrown off.

Five Hunnid Days of Summer

watch it.

This is a story of boy meets girl.

The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey grew up believing that he’d never truly be happy until the day he met “the one”. This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music and a total misreading of the movie, “The Graduate”.

The girl, Summer Fin of Shinnecock, Michigan did not share this belief. Since the disintegration of her parent's marriage she’d only love two things. The first was her long dark hair; the second was how easily she could cut it off and feel nothing.

Tom meets Summer on Jan 8th, he knows almost immediately she’s who he’s been searching for.

This is a story of boy meets girl, but you should know up front this is NOT a love story.

gif Of The Day!

been a while, sorry. check this awesome gif!




thanks afk.

Jigga-what?! Gigga-who?!

had lunch with benh (sexc x touchmy) yesterday to cop some PE, his TE and touch his TT.

after we ate, we checked out the apple sto'. he showed me some gestures you can do with the multi-tatz trackpad and in the background, we hear some guy asking the worker how many jigga-bytes the iPods came in!! JIGGA-BYTES!

that was our signal to leave. had a good laugh with that one!

My Childhood

don't know who the hell these kids are, but it pretty much captures what i felt like living with my brother for 18yrs.

he linked me this pic:

brother: thats me and you
me: hahahhahahahaha
brother: when i take your food

Beautiful Monday

in an effort to take advantage of summer (and doing 1/5 fav things to do in SD during the season), gf and i went for a slightly longer bike ride after work.

on the way back we went up the boardwalk for a change and i saw a seagull starting to fly across my path 'bout 10ft. away. i always have a feeling that birds wanna shit on me if they fly directly through my path, so i tapped the brakes and swerved left. i tell the truth when i say THE BIRD DROPPED DEUCE DEUCES RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! it was probably like 5-6ft. in front of me when i saw 'em drop.

in an effort to capture the nightmare i saw, here's my depiction of the act:

fucking seagulls.

ohh yeah, here's a pic of the sun almost completely set on a crappy cell phone cam.